textposter:

I guess “some of these kids are really hot” is not ok to say when working at Chuck E Cheese

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‘why can’t we be friends’ i silently sing as i scroll past my favourite blog on my dashboard 

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shavingryansprivates:

there could be a ghost screaming into your ass right now

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weezycheese:

andrewbreitel:

lets get stoned like the good ol’ days

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tanyabaxter:

As a Christian mother I believe that the daily post limit was sent to us from Satan because he is jealous that we have more followers than him.

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